Double meaning pappu funny jokes

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  • Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha
    Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”
    Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”
    Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”
    Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“
  • Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko gharchhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo
    kehta : “Na pintu na, ye auntyhe.”
    Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :“Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?”
    Ladka sharma ke bola :”aapke nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera
    penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to
    me use samajha raha tha ke pintu
    khada na ho, yeh to Auntyhai.”
    Aunti boli : “Dhutt pagle,Aunty
    to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal
    andar”
  • Pappu: Dad, today they taught
    about Sex in the class.
    Santa: Ok son.
    Later he saw Pappu shaking his
    lawda, he asked what r u doing?
    Pappu: Homework Dad….

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